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4.
to humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends
All the Twilight-fan girls are pattronize
by erd4ever December 22, 2008
 
1.
verb; “to humor one’s Twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.
"Do you really like Robert Pattinson?"
"No, but I have to pattronize Natalie"
by divine intervention. December 22, 2008
 
2.
To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.
"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."
by emjay81 December 22, 2008
 
3.
To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.
Obsessed Fan: OME! Robert Pattinson and I are MEANT TO BE!!!!! I am SO Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!
Friend 1: Oh god.
Friend 2: Lets just pattronize her.
by kcyboo December 22, 2008