Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!
Dakota: Stop being a patrick!
What happens while playing Tetris at a fast pace and making a move that wasn't meant to happen, such as putting a peice in the wrong place, and it throws off your entire game.
Last night I was playing Tetris
and I pulled a Patrick!
I lost that game because I pulled to many Patricks!
Patrick is one who is famous by the ladies and tends to date more than one girl at once without them knowing. He treats his girls well he just likes variety and knows he's capable. Don't let yourself think that your the only one it's sad and heartbreaking but thats just how they are. If you do manage to get one all to yourself you are extremly lucky and must be a girl who has their life together and is healthy and well taken care of, because a Patrick won't take a hoe as a serious girlfriend. He's charming
. He keeps it real
and always keeps his life together and expects the same from everyone else. Patricks are also known fighters
and don't put off with what they call "unessecary conflicts."
"For a man whos got his life on track he sure sees alot of girls"
"What do you expect he's a Patrick."
best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.
Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)
An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.
I wish i was a patrick
Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.
Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!
A total douchebag who dates every hot girl in sight and tries to cheat on them with their friends. He goes around thinking he's all that with his piercings that make him look totally gay.
Person 1: "That dude over there thinks he's so cool but he looks like a loser."
Person 2: "He looks like a Patrick."