| 1. | fake st. patrick's day | ||
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Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.
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| 2. | St. Patrick's Day shits | ||
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Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed. Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom! |
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| 3. | Saint Patrick's DUI | ||
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A more realistic name for Saint Patrick's Day. "Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."
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| 4. | St. Patrick's Day Eve | ||
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Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day. Erika, unable to wait for St. Patrick's Day, spent St. Patrick's Day Eve downing shots and drinking beer at the local Irish Pub.
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| 5. | St. Patrick's Revenge | ||
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1. The terrible hangover you have the day after St. Patrick's Day.
2. Throwing up as a result of excessive drinking, either while drunk or while hungover. (Compare Montezuma's revenge.) 1. "Don't talk to me. It's March 18 and I'm suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."
2. "I'm never drinking again. I just spent half an hour in the bathroom, suffering St. Patrick's Revenge." |
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| 6. | St. Patrick's day troll | ||
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A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice. Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad? Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll! |
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| 7. | Saint Patrick's Day | ||
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St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world. In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.
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