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A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.
Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."
by Math-Class May 21, 2012
Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.
"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."
by Touched By An Uncle February 29, 2012