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9.
The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.
I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.
by bicyclejohn June 25, 2010
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1.
Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling
This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.
by Lucy October 22, 2004
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2.
A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.
"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."
by mobtownlove August 27, 2006
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3.
Used throughout the 60's and 70's not just as an excuse not to bathe, as some people claim, but to cover the scent of Smoke, Drink and Drugs on clothing.
"Shit dude you smell like weed!"

"I'll get the patchouli oil"
by Nock_1259 June 16, 2006
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4.
An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?
"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"
by jaypeanut September 05, 2008
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5.
An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.
"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"
by Crimson Winged Avenger January 17, 2004
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6.
The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"
I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.
by John TD September 17, 2010
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7.
An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.
"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."
by NewR2D2 August 07, 2012
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