Lil_patchi day 

Lil patchi was created on April 28 2020 and it was a day celebrated by the mojo cult to say how big of a chad that @lil_patchi was for the boys

For the mojo cult

MojoCult: what day is it today

Uncle Fro: its Lil_patchi day

Lil_patchi day by UnofficialMojocult April 27, 2020

pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.

“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”

pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

piece of patch 

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

piece of patch by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

beast patch 

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.

Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!

beast patch by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010

Patchy Twat 

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.

Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”

Patchy Twat by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020

pothole patchrol 

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

pothole patchrol by jpg3 March 14, 2015

Patchie 

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019