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4. patches
A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
1. Patches
Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.
Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!
2. Patches
a name for a very tall girl.
Jacob: Wooaaa, look at Patches! Shes freakin' tallllll.
Shanna: ....
Shanna: kthanks.
3. patches
An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.
You are so unique, you must know patches.
by patcheslover Mar 15, 2005 add a video
5. patches
nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!
6. patches
a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!
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