A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
by Brejusjiguis November 08, 2007
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In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.
I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.
by db.not November 22, 2005
To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
by patching.master January 03, 2010
Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.
"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.
You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?
by kinsmed July 15, 2004
to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.
I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!
by hotlamp December 30, 2008
a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers
1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!
by qjouwsetriynu December 04, 2008
A patch is usually intended to modify an executable file to improve it.
A patch is obviously a digitalized file which has been programmed to take out programming faultys and errors and replace them with a correct line of code.
A patch can be written by any programmer with a open source executable file (that they wish to modify). Patches can also be written by programmers to convert trial softwares to full version softwares, this includes games. The word for adding patches to executable files to modify it illegally is called, when spoken by someone "patched". Look below
Gekotec: I patched my trial version game; Call Of Duty
Janice: Really? I played Call of Duty the other day and had to download a patch to improve my online gameplay expirience. But first i bought the game! 10% off!!
Gekotec: Oh, boy.
by Kyaa! July 30, 2006
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