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(metaphorically) when you take your home made stabbing implement, stuck it into someone's flesh and turned it in a clockwise/anticlockwise direction (your choice). Like when you make a harsh call and instead of saying 'ooo snap' you'd say "oh what a shank and turn".
Can't believe 'shank and turn' was yet to be defined on this website.
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| 2. | let your clutch out | ||
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shut up, turn around and get the hell on. Teddy: Im gonna kick your ass.
Tyler: Let your clutch out. |
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| 3. | pat-ball | ||
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Pat-Ball or pat ball as it is also known is a game played predominantly by the youth of London. The game is played at school and involves hitting a tennis ball (or ball of similar properties) against the wall via the floor.
At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM. The game is similar to squash except for a few minor details:
1) You use your hand to 'pat' the ball as opposed to a raquet. 2) The ball has to hit the floor before it hits the wall. 3) There are no side walls. A point is lost by: 1) The ball bouncing on the floor twice on your turn. 2) The ball not hitting the designated part of the wall. 3) The ball hitting the wall without bouncing first. 4) The ball not hitting the wall. At present there is an initiative to create the first World Championships of Pat-Ball at Pat-Ball.COM. |
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| 4. | Ayatollah Robertson | ||
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One of the titles of Pat Robertson, who makes statements incredibly hate filled statements and tries to use God to excuse it. Ayatollah Robertson has made the following statements
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," "I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don’t think any oil shipments will stop." "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist." |
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| 5. | Political Sock Puppet | ||
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Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.
Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word. Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true. 1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet. 3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews. 4. "It's Clintons fault." 5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move. Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Bill O'reilly George W Bush Tony Snow Every "Ditto-head" Most christians Almost all conservatives ALmost all Republicans |
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| 6. | constabation | ||
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When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation). 4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing. Patty: Yeah it sure is. Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing? Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future. |
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| 7. | crazytime | ||
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A "crazytime" is when you are stoned and hit a sudden, huge wall of even-more-stoned-ness.
You usually realize you have hit a crazytime when you either forget that everything just happened, or turn your head and realize that you're just completely not there. Or something similar . . . Crazytimes vary from person to person, as does the exact definition. For everyone, though, it involves a sudden time of craziness (induced by weed smoking). Dude, I just hit a huge crazytime.
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