1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook
"Our restaurant's Pastry Chef."