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9. pastry chef
A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.
She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.
1. Pastry Chef
When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.
2. Pastry Chef
A person, specifically a chef, who specializes in the creation of confections and sweets.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook

Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut
"This cake is fabulous. Who made it?"
"Our restaurant's Pastry Chef."
3. pastry chef
A sex act performed in the following manner:

1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
I had sex last night and gave her the pastry chef.
4. Pastry chef
When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.
Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef
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5. Pastry Chef
Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
6. pastry chef
a drug dealer.
"man where did you get this awesome weed?"
"my pastry chef keeps me baked"
7. Pastry Chef
Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
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