Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".
Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted
Another word for "owned".
You just got pasted son!
Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.
Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.
When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.
Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.
A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters
wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!