| 1. | Blahzy Blah | ||
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To be pleased so much that things become more inudugently boring, passionless, or indifferent. Eve Tambourine Lyrics: Talk shit, I dont get into blahzy blah. That's why they lovin' uh.
Why even pay attention to such blahzy blah? It doesnt even make sense at all. |
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| 2. | cold rice | ||
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A man or woman who is romantically aloof, passionless when it comes to love and/or sex. "We were going out for a month and I had to ask permission to sit next to her on the couch. That bitch was cold rice."
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| 3. | Vince Carter | ||
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a) A baksetball player who played for the Toronto Raptors in his prime, rising to stardom in his rookie year and perhaps the fastest athlete in history to completely sweep across North Amierca because of his stunning athleticism. Single-handedly lifted the completely lackluster Raptors franchise from their ineptitude and put them in a position where they were one shot away from the Eastern Conference Finals in 2001
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b) A gravity-defying basketball player who possesses unexplainable jaw-dropping athleticism, including the combination of jumping ability and body control, which has lead to his mastery in the execution of his flawless-looking motions in his slam dunks, from the point of take-off to landing. Still tagged as the Greatest Dunker of All Time, his display of artistry in dunking was demonstrated in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest through his originality/creativity (the 360 windmill, the first mid-air-catch between the legs dunk, elbow hang, and later on the dunk which he literally jumped OVER a 7 footer which was considered the greatest dunk of all time) and flair as it fired the imagination of many basketball fans. The man who completely redefined the word "Dunk" and turned post-2000 slam dunk contests inferior to the one in which he participated. c) The man who also had an unstoppable arsenal to his all-round game in which he would bury a 3 pointer if u stepped back or blown past you for a dunk or acrobatic layup if u guarded too tightly. Demonstrated in the th... |
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| 4. | Jiffie | ||
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1. Desirous of sexual activity.
2. Sexually aroused. 3. feeling great sexual desire "He was pretty jiffie when I left last night"
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| 5. | Alternative Rock | ||
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A catch-all phrase categorizing whatever music dorky high school kids listen to despite the fact that alternative rock can be quite varied musically. For example, the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound much different than Disturbed, yet both may be considered alternative rock. On the other hand, Disturbed sounds exactly like 3 Days Grace and Nickelback.
As punk was defined more by an attitude and an ethos than a particular style of music, so is alternative rock. That ethos is bands joining together all over America to make bland, passionless insincere rock music with lyrics about depression and breakups to cash in on teenage angst and stupidity. Listening to alternative rock past high school is good indicator of a mental disability
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| 6. | Bed Vulcan | ||
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A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed. I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.
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| 7. | Prussian Blue | ||
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a mediocre white nationalist folk band comprised of twin sisters Lamb and Lynx Gaede. They have fucked up beliefs that they were born into due to the teachings of their white nationalist mother who may be the most horrible person since hitler. Their music is not overtly hateful and doesn't sound too bad even though it is passionless, boring, and mediocre. prussian blue has a belief system I don't agree with but they do have some musical talent.
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