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The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.
That's right you F%$&!@# passhole. Suddenly you're in a big F%$&!@# hurry!
by Paul Laibach May 01, 2004
n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator with a hair and/or other irritable object in their rectum, who will take any conceivable risk to themselves, other motorists, cyclists, pedestrians, or free-roaming animals in order to gain a car's length before stopping at the next red light.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who speeds up when they realize they are about to be passed.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who drifts aimlessly into the passing lane, but who lacks the ability, will, or common sense to apply pressure to the gas pedal, thereby causing motorists behind them to click out of cruise control, pwning their driving buzz.
"Take a number like the rest of us, passhole!"

"Sorry. Did i wake you up, passhole!?"

"Take your time, sweet-heart. Eeeeeaaaasy does it. Passhole."
by citizenVern November 24, 2009
A driver who attempts to pass a car going less than 3 mph less than them, and does not speed up to do so, therefore effectively blocking 2 lanes for an unnecessary amount of time. Often an old person.
I wish this passhole would speed so I could pass the semi too.
by Caleb January 08, 2004
A contraction of passenger and asshole.

An innate condition overcoming anyone sitting in the passenger seat. Condition consists of passenger making unhelpful suggestions to the driver using a condescending and self righteous tone. Most often noticed in couples.
Passenger: "Are you trying to scare me, you're going to fast for the conditions..."
Driver: "No, I'm going the speed limit. Stop being a passhole."

Passenger: "Be courteous and give that pedestrian some room."
Driver: "What, he hasn't even started into the crosswalk yet. Quit being a passhole."
by Chateau Shimmy January 17, 2010
A passhole is someone who passes you (while you're going a reasonable speed) just so they can drive faster.
"That person just passed me while I'm going 60 in a 55! What a passhole!"
by Vancarrie April 10, 2009
A driver that rides your ass late at night on a dark twisty country road flashing their lights and honking. Once you reach a two lane road, the passhole will not pass you right away, choosing instead to hold their horn and flash their lights behind you as you drive 5 miles over the speed limit concentrating on not dying. The passhole will then often turn on their brights and pass you slowly, making sure that the glory of their redneck hi-beams used to find deer or escaped convicts blinds you in both your rear and sideview mirrors.
"God, I wish he would turn off his damn brights and get around me!"

"Yeah, I know, what a passhole!"
by Sarah the Bear April 28, 2007
Someone who passes you and then goes really slow.
DRIVER: Go the speed limit! Why did you pass me just to go so slow? Passhole!

PASSENGER: I don't think he can hear you.
by Carroll Shelby March 04, 2009
someone who opts out of participating in a decision but then complains bitterly about the outcome
Laura went to all the meetings about what to name the new product, but she never raised a single objection, never offered a different name, and even voted to approve the final decision. Now she is acting like a complete passhole, bad-mouthing the process and complaining about the name. Why the hell didn't she speak-up before we made the decision?
by Work Matters February 21, 2010
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