| 1. | English Passengers | ||
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The gayest book ever English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"
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| 2. | CHINESE FIREDRILL | ||
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An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed. It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.
The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving. |
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| 3. | Jetway | ||
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What passengers often use to deplane.
As used by the airlines, an extensible walkway that is articulated and usually enclosed. It kind of looks like a stretched out accordian from the outside. It is positioned so that passengers can walk from the terminal building to the door of the aircraft in comfort and safety. The passengers walked down the jetway to board their flight to Norway.
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| 4. | cityrail | ||
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The name of the transport system in NSW. Completely and utterly unreliable, guaranteed to make you late every time you catch it with the added bonus of crowded carriages and obnoxious smelly passengers. Features include randomly stopping in the middle of nowhere for no reason or explanation, habitual lateness and almost every station's background music is "the train on platform x is delayed by approximately 7000 minutes". Most of the drivers are nice though. Driver this morning "Big surprise passengers, this train is delayed due to trackwork ahead. Cityrail apologises."
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| 5. | Pax | ||
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Passengers on commercial planes.
Yo, get that pax list and give it to the pilot.
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| 6. | pedicab | ||
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A tricycle with a passenger seat set over the rear wheel axle. Passengers are charged a fixed rate per minute by their driver-cyclist. Ocean View Rickshaw offer a unique advance on the man drawn rickshaw seen in the streets of Africa and China. Their tricycle pedicabs will take two or more passengers in comfort while their friendly driver points out the sights along Fort Lauderdale beach or en route to the Seminole Casino.
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| 7. | elevator arithmetic | ||
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The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe. After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.
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