|1.||pass the meatloaf|
A game played by filthy people wherein the passer bursts into the bathroom while the blocker is sitting on the toilet and proceeds to attempt to poop between the blocker's legs. The blocker attempts to squeeze his or her thighs together tight enough to stop the poop from reaching its destination.
We need to get a lock on the bathroom door. Josephus keeps trying to pass the meatloaf when I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.