| 1. | Asshole Cam | ||
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Or Asshole Camera.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers. Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo. FOOTBALL GAME
*Whistle blows, play ends.* Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down." Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.) Announcer: "Let's see that play again!" Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo. |
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| 2. | Crowsnest Pass | ||
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A town as described earlier, close to the US and BC borders. As a warning, this is an area that resists any modern ideas until it is forced down locals throats. After dealing with the local hillbilly backwards governing officials, (the mayor has 24 1970's vehicles in his residential yard...NO KIDDING!!!) most people that move to the area are usually sickened by the nepitism and in-bred mentality that anyone who is smart bails after only 2.7 years. When confrontation is put to these people, they run and hide but are first to cry the blues to who-ever will listen. Avoid this area of Alberta at all costs friends. If Alberta is the asshole of the planet, The Crowsnest Pass is the Palup. Crowsnest Pass
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| 3. | Free Bitch Pass | ||
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When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill. Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass. 1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."
2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!" Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!" |
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| 4. | Asshole Pass | ||
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Cutting slack for your friends when they have had a hard time. Asshole passes should be given sparingly, don't be a doormat. Most asshole passes last about a week, then your friends get sick of your bitching. Sophie: "Britney is such a bitch today!"
Laura: "Her cat died on Friday, give her an asshole pass" |
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| 5. | mc asshole | ||
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someone who is acting like an asshole but you are calling the person out with some humore He didnt buy me anything, what a mc asshole
Pass the control mc asshole |
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| 6. | pass legislation | ||
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1 - v.) Cutting someone/Being cut off by someone on the street/expressway (Must be used in a horrible Sean Connery imitation)
2 - v.) also see pass a bill through Congress 1) "You can pass legislation, but you do so without my permission, asshole!"
2) "Excuse me whilst I pass legistlation" |
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| 7. | Asshole Retard | ||
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n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.
use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard." Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard. 1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is. 3. Anyone with a mullet. 4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples. |
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