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Parbsied 

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.
him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

Pontiac Parisienne 

A car better than a chevy caprice or impala although it looks exactly the same. If you put it on 20 inch rims, and you add a hood scoop or spoiler it is the most stylish thing since fitted hats or skinney jeans. Any one who drives one should be crowned king of cars.
Pontiac Parisienne
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Pontiac Parisienne by ct ryder September 23, 2009

Parisienne Hotbox 

The name given to a small room or vehicle after an individual has sprayed copious amounts of fragrance into it, such as a man's bathroom before a date or a woman's car in a nightclub parking lot.
Make-up, Check. Purse, Check. Car Keys, Check. Time for a Parisienne Hotbox
she is parusia
parusia by poppizza March 6, 2017
A geek like no other, notorious for bad jokes, security and *BSD zeolotism. 1336. Secks.
Oh no, that joke was BAD, I detect ParksieHumour(tm)
parksie by PHeeSH September 18, 2003

Parksies 

When a vehicle in transit declares an instant parking space in moving traffic by turning on their hazard lights and jerking to a stop. Declared most often in the vehicle traveling directly ahead of you.
"And then, out of nowhere, this lady just declares parksies. Thank goodness my speed was reduced from the recent speed hump, or she really could have hurt someone" or

Driver: Oh, was that my cell phone? Don't want to text and drive, so...parksies!
Passenger: Seriously so glad you just called parksies. Otherwise, that would have been totally irresponsible driving.
Parksies by Pippy Bung October 25, 2013

parisien 

n.Very chic person, as if has that arrived from paris airport, really.
adj.chic
This woman was a real mice mouthed among them, chic: Blonde and parisien.
parisien by man!? May 27, 2017