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paruresis 

Popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. A social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.
One guy to another: "My bladder is bursting and I can't pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to piss at this urinal." The other guy: "I can't go if anyone is standing next to me." Meanwhile in the ladies' room: "I wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so I can relax and get all this pee out that I have been holding for 6 hours."
paruresis by Clean Fil June 27, 2005
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pararescue 

A highly elite, highly selective special operations unit within the United States Air Force. Originally developed to retrieve downed pilots in denied and hostile territory, the job has expanded to the premiere Combat Search and Rescue unit in the entire Dept. of Defense.

Wannabe pararescuemen or PJ's for short, endure 2 years of some of the toughest military training the world has to offer, not uncommonly exceeding a 90% dropout rate.
Soldier 1: Crap, our helicopter just crashed in complete enemy territory.

Soldier 2: It's ok, they're sending pararescue.
pararescue by Mike X. April 17, 2007
When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt
Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015
Name for a person, any type of person. Can be used in anger or friendship. Should have a negative load and supposed to be used to give someone names > stupid parreg!
Anger: 'Stupid parreg!'
Friendship: 'Yo parreg!'
parreg by markku December 21, 2006
v To sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/wife. Ref: Adam Parore/Matt Ridge
"Did you hear? Johnno pulled a parore on Mick!"
Parore by MeatAxe October 4, 2003

parred off 

When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy
You just got parred off
parred off by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015