Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.
Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
by cakedonkey November 22, 2004
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1. A social gathering, which can offer alcoholic beverages and feature sexualy explicit content.

2. A place to get laid.
1. "I got a party coming up, wanna come?"


2. "Holy shit, John and Sally were fucking in his sister's room!!"
by Jaime_Blah May 28, 2005
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after age 12, party means a place where people go to get drunk, high, or get laid, depending on the balance of one sex to another. In high school, you are immediately demoted to "loser" status if you don't party every weekend. These may not even be things you want to do, but peer pressure forces you into thinking they're important and necessary to fit in with the other bunch of teenage tools. In other words, you can't be cool unless you go and get fucked up every chance you get. It is sad, considering that is all our current generation cares about, and it's scary to think they will be leading the world at some point. By the way, I never get invited to parties for god knows what reason.
Evan: What up Nick, you hear about Mikes massive party tonight?
Nick: Yeah, sounds like it'll be pretty cool.
Evan: So who you gettin a ride from?
Nick: I wasn't invited.
Evan: Really? That sucks ass dude, well I gotta go I'll catch you later.
Nick: Yeah later.

It's pretty funny how people like Evan care enough to ask if you got invited, yet they don't give two shits when they hear that you weren't. Welcome to high school.

While everybody else is having fun, I'm sitting at my house doing the same 6 things over and over because I have no other options
-play xbox
-watch TV
-stare at the computer
-eat what little food there is at my house
-text my friends without getting replys
-go to sleep early because I'm way too bored

story of my life, and after the weekend is over, I have to listen to everybody talk about how fucking awesome their weekend was in class on monday. Don't you just love being the odd one out?
by xxAdversityxx April 21, 2010
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a group of people socializing on purpose
someone: do you wanna go on a party
me: no
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An alternate definition of party:

A polite euphemism for a session of sexual activity, usually spoken by prostitutes, call girls, etc.
Hey, you guys wanna party?
These girls are ready for ya if you ever want a party.
Last week, I did 12 parties.
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A social event were a group of people all convene at one location and attempt to have a good time. Party activites include (but are not limited to) things such as:
1) Listening to music
2) Consuming drugs and/or alcohol
3) Trying (and often failing) to get laid
4) Dancing*

*Men do not normally dance. However, women (who do normally dance) can change this. A man's girlfriend or wife may "ask" (aka force) him to dance with her and/or her friend(s) (often the ugly one). Some men will also dance in attempt to contact or impress females.

A party can be at a bar, resturaunt, club and often someone's house. There are some specialty parties for events such as birthdays and holidays.
Doug went to a party with his buddies. He got drunk and smoked some pot. Near the end of the party, he did some ecstacy, started dancing and hooked up with some random, but attractive, chick. The next morning, he woke up to find himself is someone else's car spooning a fat chick. He later met back up with his friends and found out that he was the only one that managed to get laid, so that made it worth it (kinda).
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Something stupid shitheads do that eventually ends up in a wreck, STDs, cheating on someone, or a combination of those.
Jeff and all his friends went to a party and got drunk off their ass. As they were driving back he lost control and crashed into the railing and drove off the road and they all died. This is a true story.

Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.

John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.
by Arch0wl October 13, 2004
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