one who has a distinct sense of smell due to an enormous snout. Often asked if he would go on a hunting trip to his native oregon, not to shoot guns, but to locate the animals for the hunter. Very witty and crafty, shows strong wood carving skills during the holidays while he makes a lot of dradels. turned down WHEATIES box offer due to a conflict of interest because he was asked to be the new mascot for fruit loops.
oh shit dude, you just partined that dradel.
This hunting trip sucked, man, I wish we had a partin.
who farted? I don't know?? Ask partin!!
by jmbrgr November 30, 2007
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A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
by IntergalactalEnergy February 25, 2023
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someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.

not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
"have you met sian's new boyfriend?"
"oh what, side-partin' martin? yeah, he's actually bare safe!"
by smyphilis September 19, 2008
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