"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"
"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.