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Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.
Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’
Two-parter by Butty101 November 23, 2011
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Right parter 

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the right. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the right side of the brain, which is the intuitive, mysterious side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more creative, atypcial and with some very strange behaviors.
Of course, what did you expect, he's a right parter.
Right parter by talismancat April 26, 2008

Two parter 

After just finishing excretion realising theres more left and having to go again.
Sorry I took so long in the toilet dude, it was a two parter.

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.
A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!
Two-Parter by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017

Left parter 

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.
She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.
Left parter by talismancat December 15, 2008

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Bondage Partners

Bondage Partners is to unite at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey) through a Barriage Matrimony or a Barriage Ceremony for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love in a Barriage (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in a Bondage Matrimony...

Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & the better half of a Bubby is a Bifey (or a Bubby). A Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby
&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Also known as: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony, Barriage Matrimony, Bondage Ceremony, Polyamorous Barriage, Polyamorous Matrimony, Polyamorous Ceremony, Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships

(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)
Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life since they had their Barriage Ceremony.

and

Their Barriage Ceremony officially united them as Bondage Partners and that took place on November 28th 2015.