positively partched 

when you are way past thirsty and you need some ass

She is so thirsty .... In that case I am positively partched!

aka I am P.P.

positively partched by thirstyone May 23, 2018

Patched 

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

parched camel 

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

parched camel by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

Parched by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Patched 

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

Patched by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

parched by Rodam July 28, 2008

Patched 

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

Patched by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020