portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

portadown college 

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

portadown college by The Lobbster July 25, 2004

Partytown 

A alternate euphoric reality that materializes when all the conditions are correct for extreme partying, these include but are not limited to: finishing difficult exams, exiting a dysfunctional long term relationship and not having to work the next day. A substance must be consumed, usually alcohol, in the presence of friends with similar intention of visiting Partytown. Music, dancing, club, house-party may provide an appropriate portal to depart on the journey.

The town can be seen only by those in it but one forgets most of the details and people they meet there the next day - thus the mystical nature of the place.

1.
Student: I have one more exam left then the girls and I are going to Partytown.

Mum: I see dear, is that on the East Coast ?

Student: It's whenever I am Mum, god..

2.
Jasmin: You were Queen of Partytown last night..

Partygirl: Was I ? I have no idea what happened. Winning.

Jasmin: That's Partytown for you.

Partytown by MK92 November 27, 2011