| 1. | part-time slut | ||
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-noun a woman who- during the working week, is a respectable member of society, but on weekends and other special occasions meets people in crazy situations that she will never recognize again. A part-time slut is often the one you would least suspect. I ran into that chick who was dancing on the table last saturday. She didn't remember me because she is only a part-time slut.
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| 2. | Spring Thomas | ||
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White female who tends only to date black guys.
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Based on the porn star of the same name who speacialises in interracial porn, claiming to be the web's first "black cock only slut". Spring Thomases usually fall into one of the following categories: 1. An out and out slut who simply loves cock, committed to the belief that black means bigger, rougher, and therefore better for her overall requirement. See example 1 below. 2. A prissy little rich kid who eats the black meat to piss daddy off for selfish gain. See example 2 below. 3. A hippy girl who considers herself to be "culturally curious", who thinks that sleeping with black guys is some social experiment, putting herself in touch with her supposed earthy ancestral roots. See example 3 below. 4. A dumb-ass middle-class white chick who sees black guys as fashion accessories. See example 4 below. 5. A variation to this is the "Part time Spring Thomas": A white chick who'll go out and revenge fuck a black guy just to get one up on her cheating (white) boyfriend. See example 5 below. Despite the various reasons for being a "Spring Thomas", they are all united by their ability to be simultaneously offensive to both Caucasians and African Americans. |
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| 3. | halftime hoe | ||
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a girl that is a hoe half the time a girl who is a hoe half the time you see her wit some other dudes trying to get pimped then when u see her she acts like she aint no hoe that is a halftime hoe
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| 4. | Skank Wank | ||
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1) The act of popping a large and satisfying load of jizz over a chosen part of the anatomy of a slutty promiscuous young female of low class and intelligence, known as a skank. The face is the preferred location and if possible shooting sperm in the eyes or up the nostrils is to be encouraged as the degradation factor is enhanced further. Verbally abusing them as one defiles their skanky face is also fun. Using a skank like a worthless piece of fuckmeat is all she deserves which is why collective Skank Wanks after gangbanging them senseless is so popular and on the rise.
2)Masturbating over the thought of fucking a slutty trashy prickteasing loose moralled girl who is young enough to be your daughter or even granddaughter. 1)Bernard and me drilled that cute 17yr old bleach blond slut from the trailer park last night. You know the dumb fuckpig with the pig-tails...big tits, bubble-butt, tattoos and piercings everywhere? Works at the checkout at the 7-11 part-time and most of the niggas in the R'n'B nightclub next door have used her like a fuckin' cum mop. She's been nigger fried but still a good fuck even though she's got a twat like a hippo's yawn! Nasty nymph ho has been passed around like a fuckin' basketball by the bruthas. Anyway, we got lucky and picked the bitch up after her shift by promising to mend her shitheap car. Shafted the little skank in every hole all night...we popped our goo in her mug so many times I lost count...got her all hot and nasty...goddamn Skank Wanks a go-go last night!
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2)Harold, the Bank Manager and Mayor of the Mid-West town, spanked his monkey like an adolescent at the thought of sticking his 57 year old shriveled maggot dick up the succulent pink puckered turdpipe of the slutty 16 yr old teenage daughter, Tanya, of his Ukranian cleaning lady. He had heard his wife complaining about the rumours that Tanya was a complete slut and was being used by the local basketball team, all huge shaven-headed black men, as a fuck puppet. It was too much for Harold who had that very day seen Tanya in her cheerleader outfit on the way to the ball game after which he knew she'd be getting held by her pig-tails and mercilessly facefucked by those damn nigga thugs ...he blew ... |
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| 5. | Cooch Monger | ||
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Cosette is such a cooch monger! She should just get a part time job.
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| 6. | Slut-trust | ||
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A primitive, unwritten, unspoken, totally subjective, ever-changing rule that defines how much a girl can slut herself up without becoming a target for harsh criticism from her female peers.
As it doesn't stem from any higher brain function, the subjective usually (possibly truthfully) denies all knowledge, though mentioning it will usually provoke other areas of the reptilian part of the brain, typically the medula oblongata, resulting in a burst of anger. As old as time itself, this rule continues to be prodded and probed by 'mostly' young women, trying to stretch the boundaries and hence gain the upper hand in the popularity-with-boys struggle. This continued activity has seen the rule become extremely lax over the last few decades. Psychologists also refer to this primitive ideology as the "Alpha Male Competition for Women" as popularity with the opposite gender is the most common way that women gauge their own, and each other's success in the world. Sofie: Awww I hate that bloody Janie. She's such a slut! Look at that thing she's wearing.
Bubbles: Yeah! Whadda slut! That's not a skirt, it's a belt! (... Gee I'm glad I didn't wear my really short mini) Bloke: G'day gals, whatcha drinking? Four-X or VB? 'Ang on, who's that hottie?! (Walks over to Janie) Sofie & Bubbles: Awww that SLUT!! Bubbles: ... Sofie, what's with your makeup tonight anyway? Sofie: Shut up! What's with those slutty shoes!? Bubbles: Awww you Slut! Sofie: Slut! Bloke to Janie: Awww, looks like someone violated the Slut-trust. Janie: Fuck off you bastard! Womens Lib! |
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| 7. | Miley Cyrus | ||
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A Disney white trash hick with a voice that can damage your hearing. You may have seen her show "Hannah Montanna" known for her pathetic "acting." You may know her also for being a "Childrens role model" even though about 7 photos of her are leaked each day of her being a slut, for example: Pulling down her training bra, pole dancing, giving out blow jobs, making out with her 23 year old ex who moved in with her even though she is 16. ect. If you're wondering how such a talentless loser got this far in life, you can thank her daddy for that. Her fame was spoon fed to her by her one hit wonder father Billy ray Cyrus. Many pro Miley fan girls will tell the Miley haters, "Leave her alonnnneeee! youre jus JEALOUS!" (Because who would'nt be Jealous of an ugly trailer trash girl with effed up teeth who lowers her self to a part time prostitute.) Fan girls will also say, "Those picturres arnt sluttyyyyy!!!!111! Shes just being a teen!!!!!11!!! (Because don't all teens put pictures on the net of them giving blowjobs, and showing off their 32-A boobs.) "omg did you see that slut? She is SUCH a Miley Cyrus!"
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