| 1. | part-tarded | ||
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Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did Function: adjective offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do. 1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded. 3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator. |
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| 2. | Wii-tard | ||
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Anyone that is still bidding around $600+shipping for the basic bundle from the same people who bought them up for the $250 retail price! Them people shivering in parking lots don't look so Wii-tarded now do they? They all think If they don't get one by Christmas their children will hate them forever! And don't forget that precious receipt-please give me a break already or better yet get a clue and leave these Wii-tailers stuck with about 20,000 consoles listed! Example? Example!?! just click on Ebay right now and just look at the highest bidders-there's your example of a Wii-tard! Also could someone please right the definition for the tags I created, I think I've done my part:>
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| 3. | tard | ||
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Look peepole, its not cool to name person tards. My brother tard, my mother tard, and my father a semitard--i thought he normal 'till we founds him eating grass last weeks like a cow; now we know he the most tarded. but my teacherz tell me i real smart. they say im the smartest kid in the specialist class of them all. yay! Heretofore, my entire family considred my father relatively (that is relative to the rest of my family) smart; however, his recent dietary choices have led us to the unequivocal truth: he is a tard. In fact, he is a tard of the highest order (a profound tard, defined as a person possessing an IQ under 20). That is, while both my father and our cow Milky enjoy chewing on grass, the latter, suprsingly enough, is the smarter of the two.
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| 4. | pants pipe | ||
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pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock! "Do you play the pants pipe?"
"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!" |
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| 5. | mind if i draginz? | ||
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in forumwarz's flamebate (the forum part of the game), an online role playing game, this question is often asked, usually by people pretending to be retarded. the poster of the question wants to post some images of dragons, what drives half of the people mad of anger. so all this is just for being annoying and as r-tarded as possible. mind if i draginz?
*hotlinking pictures from dragon cave* |
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