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5.
coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
by benz1n0 June 18, 2006
 
1.
The female form of man parts.
"hannah, i love your parsnip!"
by TerryO March 12, 2006
 
2.
Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.
Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
by toastonrye March 31, 2009
 
3.
A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.
"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"
by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009
 
4.
Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 02, 2009
 
6.
Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?
Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?
by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004
 
7.
When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
by ladamian May 18, 2006