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male pubic hair
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An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves. L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there. |
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n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten. Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!
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To 'pull a parsley' or 'do a parsley': When a man is engaging in cunnilingus with a woman and she defecates, he wipes and then continues. Referring to the manner in which one brushes aside a parsley garnish in order to continue enjoying the flavor of the dish. Can refer to the man's act of continuing cunnilingus, or the woman's act of defecating mid-cunnilingus. Dude 1: "Dude, I was going down on this chick last night and I totally pulled a parsley."
Dude 2: "Yo, that's nasty, homes." Chick 1: "Oh my god, so I went home with that guy from the bar last night, and he went down on me, and I did a parsley! Soooo embarrassed." Chick 2: "Um, yeah honey, next time try one less jager-bomb." |
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a herb that you can grow in the backyard. its a good garnish, tastes ok and smells nice. you can buy it at your local nursery for a cheap price. parsley is used in pasta
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