social parsley 

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

social parsley by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

Chopping parsley 

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

Chopping parsley by MJBL January 10, 2012

parsleyrod 

The grooviest type of spanglified visionary elder style-icon green, yellow and brown felt leafy patterned first class LION. Once had a thing with the original Bagpuss. Likes Boats, Music, Potatoes, Parsley (his Catnip) and Dances when you're not with him but when you yourself are dancing.
What some may dare to say is an indoor special pet of fabricated Lion with a stack of personality.

Oh how nice it is to be back home, put the kettle on and ahhhh, wothca parsleyrod, I love ya!

parsleyrod by Pedro Morgano June 9, 2011

parsley 

An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.

L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.

parsley by bampowthoom May 19, 2007

yer arse in parsley! 

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.

Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!

yer arse in parsley! by weegiewifey October 18, 2020

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