A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many
people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every
lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and
Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the words, "Paramore" and "Whore".
Brimmy: So, today I was like--
Iggy: What?
Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it.
Iggy: You are such a Parawhore.
Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs!
Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums.
Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore?
Dave: What are you doing?
Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore, duh. All the Parawhores do it.
The person who wrote this
definition is a Parawhore.