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The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.
"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."
Parroting by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

Parting Gift 

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.
"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

Parting the brown sea 

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.
Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

Parting the Red Sea 

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
Parting the Red Sea by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

parting the Red Sea 

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")
"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"
Parroting by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011