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Blowing up Parliment

Something that, after viewing V for Vendetta, one may be inclined to talk about doing. Usually said person has no real political agenda, they just thought the movie scene was badass and would enjoy partaking in an equally cinematic experience. Though one may talk about blowing up Parliment, or even amass a group of people to do so, it is unlikely they will ever carry out their plans for fear of life in jail.
Tim saw V for Vendetta, and for a few days, he seemed preoccupied with the idea of blowing up Parliment. Upon eventually realizing that this action would not be as badass as in the movie and that it would ruin his life, Tim stopped recruiting people to fly to London and purchase C4 from the black market.
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Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.
The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

Parchment Class 

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class
Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn
Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

partments 

Short for apartments, mostly used by Atlanta natives or southern states
Meet me at the partments later on bruh
partments by Ga.boyy January 17, 2020

Parliament 

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.
Parliament by Downstrike May 29, 2004