| 190. | wig28 | ||
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cyber parlance for information processing cycle meaning "whenever I get to it." I'll catch you wig28. No sooner than wig28. Wig28 is par for the course for me. Wig28 is a wonderful stress minimizer.
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| 191. | Google machine | ||
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Common parlance for a computer, typically with access to the Internet How did you find that out, did you check that out on your google machine?
Sam got home and looked up his friend TIM on his google machine |
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| 192. | Pussy clart | ||
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Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel. What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.
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| 193. | hermetic vagina | ||
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a vagina with so narrow a vulva that even air, in jocular parlance, cannot enter. His wife has a hermetic vagina and so he has not had sex with her for donkey’s years. Still, he has not divorced her.
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| 194. | drink and shrink | ||
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or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin' This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it. noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard" I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!
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| 195. | #Fail | ||
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Play on the fail that is used when something goes wrong or is bad or not up to standard. The hashtag is common Twitter parlance, so this is predominantly used on Twitter but has broken out into everyday speech. Just tripped up and faceplanted the coffee table #fail
Well that film was not as good as I thought it would be #fail |
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| 196. | Swag Battery | ||
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Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag. I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.
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