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Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

Parliament 

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.
Parliament by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Parliament 

The most crazy badass group from the '60s, after James Brown they basically re-invented the Funk and added a slew of influences from heavy metal to weed references and a whole mythology...

Parliament-funkadelic influence is MOST heard in rap, especially old skool shit like N.W.A, Snoop Dogg, OutKast, and even Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Let me ride" -- dre
"Stoplight" -- snoop dogg
"Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" - outkast
"Alwayz Into Somethin'" - nwa
"Keep Their Heads Ringin'" - nwa
"me myself and i" - de la soul
"Everything is fair" - tribe called quest
"Mistadobalina" - del tha funkee homosapien
"Hollywood" - red hot chili peppers
"P-Funk" - Parliament
"Dr. Funkenstein" - Parliament
Parliament by FeelinMyself March 7, 2007

parliamenterrorist 

One who rudely interferes in a group meeting or event to insist on the observance of certain procedural rules.
I started to discuss another proposal on the subject but the parliamenterrorist cut me off, saying it wasn't on the agenda.
parliamenterrorist by SuinegLrig January 28, 2008

parliament 

"Where'd you get that Parliament?"
"From that chick doing all the yays"
parliament by jameshirsh March 6, 2008

Parlamentied 

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.
So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

Parlamentied by The Masked Thrower October 16, 2008