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1.
When a vehicle in transit declares an instant parking space in moving traffic by turning on their hazard lights and jerking to a stop. Declared most often in the vehicle traveling directly ahead of you.
"And then, out of nowhere, this lady just declares parksies. Thank goodness my speed was reduced from the recent speed hump, or she really could have hurt someone" or

Driver: Oh, was that my cell phone? Don't want to text and drive, so...parksies!
Passenger: Seriously so glad you just called parksies. Otherwise, that would have been totally irresponsible driving.
by Pippy Bung October 24, 2013
 
2.
a small smelly creature.

large penis, ad a facination with men. with a hate for emo music.
matthew Parker
by matt and the winz March 08, 2004