parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie October 31, 2007

Park Shark

A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.

Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?

Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!

shit son!

yeah... should we truck fuck em?

...ok...

by pooptrack May 3, 2011

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 20, 2006

Shark Park

A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.

Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2020

parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

by MeTheTree February 15, 2007

Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.

The shark park lingered behind the school of fish.

by bencus January 26, 2011