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1. das boot
The large orange wheel lock, also known as the Denver Boot, which is placed over one of a parked vehicle's front tires to render it immovable until it's owner pays his/her delinquent parking tickets.
dude: "Dude, I ran up $1500 in parking tickets and the bastards gave me das boot."
dude: "Weak, dude. What're you gonna do?"
dude:"The car's only worth 800 bucks. Let'em tow it."
2. Parking Inspector
A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com
That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.
3. parking weasel
A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.
4. Good Guy-Bad Guy parking
When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
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5. meteoroid
What happens when the parking metor has been expired for a long time from you car just sitting there all day without refilling the metor. Car roids
Check out the meteoroid on that car. It is piled up with parking tickets, must have been sitting there all week.
6. Tickets Unlimited
A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.
Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.
7. Parking Enforcement Officer
A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.
If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.
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