i could write a book about parker. i'm not sure i could write about him, as well as i could write about the way he makes me feel, but i could try. He's inconsiderate, and immature. He doesn't clean up his messes, and he never says goodbye when he leaves. He smokes - it's a bad habit. He has a pipe that he bought from an antique store in town. He likes to enjoy a drink occassionally, and he likes to help girls enjoy a drink occassionally. He's awkward, quiet, and anti-social, and every time i think he'll be somewhere, he doesn't show up. He never shows up. I hate that. I hate him. I hate Parker.
I hate him so much, and yet I love him. I love him more than I've loved anyone ever before. I can't look at him in the eyes because I'll fall apart, I can't fall asleep because every time i close my eyes i see his. I can't move on and I don't know why. I can't move on and I can't stop loving every little thing about him, even if he does mock me or never show up on time or stay in strings class long enough for me to tell him I like his shoes.
there is no example of parker.
he's the only one.
A real cutie that will wait a while before actually making a move on someone. Once they do, the guy will end the relationship over nothing, like a jerk.
Sandy: Jeff just broke up with me and I didn't do anything.
Candace: Forget him. He's a Parker.
(v.) to steal the seat of another
I was going to sit down when he parkered me.
Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
The smallest "city" in the united states... with a lovely population made up of mostly a family that had 16 kids. It used to have a pool till the city couldnt afford it anymore. It also had a movie theatre in like the 50's. It is home to a grocery store that is over priced and the food is expired.
In between Foxburg and Bruin lies Parker
A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!
sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
*sticks finger in ass* PARKER!
oh man, i just got parkered!
to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding
with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."