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1.
When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.
Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.
by William of Boulder April 28, 2008