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2. park bench
when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.
that kid is a park bench he does nothing
1. Park Bench
1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.
Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.
3. Park Bench
1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Also see Rock and Basketball Hoop.
Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."
4. Park Bench
Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.

Our freind here. Also see number 1.
Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.
5. park bench
Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
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