Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.
Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?