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parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
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Parisian Ridgeback

The most common version of European men. Are very skinny and wear speedos. Can be seen on the beach usually with other Ridgebacks and can be spottede by their signature trademark; a prominent spine.

Parisian sweet roll 

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

Parisian sweet roll 

most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.

Parisian 

If someone is a Parisian then they live in Paris or come from Paris (born in Paris)
Boy: " where were you born"
Girl: " Paris"
Boy: " so your a Parisian?"
Girl: " yes"
Boy: "okky dokky
Parisian by Xoxo_smithers_xoxo September 5, 2016

Parisian 

The worst type of French , From the dark lords capital city of Paris.
Parisians hate everything , in particular the non french.
Legend says that if you say Racism 10 times in front of your mirror at midnight , a parisian may appear.
P1 : "This guy is such a Parisian.."
P2 : "You mean from Paris?"
P1: "No, he just hates everyone"
P2 : "Yeah ... guess you're right"
Parisian by persel1 February 16, 2021

Parisian Soft-Sword

The act of filling a tube sock with your pee and poop and slapping a woman in the face with it. This is usually done during an orgy, when the woman is too busy to see it coming.
Bro #1: I surprised her with a Parisian Soft-Sword while she was giving head.

Bro #2: That must have been SO messy!

Bro #1: It was, but it was totally worth it.
Parisian Soft-Sword by Beringer2 September 25, 2010