To record- by video or still photos- sex acts <i.e.-shooting homemade porno> and either publish them on the internet or just keep them private.
Guy 2: Its not my concern. She's crazy. She can feel however she wants to.
Guy 1: What did you do, man?
Guy 2: No, its reversed! Its what she WOULDN'T do!
Guy 1: Tell me.
Guy 2: Two nights back we were at my place. She starts sucking my dick.
Guy2: So while she's blowing me I reach up and get the camcorder. I was going to paris her.
Guy 1: What, is she camera shy?
Guy 2 : Hell, I guess! She started to freak the fuck out and wouldn't even keep going when I put the video cam way. Uptight bitch.
Guy 1: Guess she was scared of becoming internet famous!
Guy 2: I guess!
A Paris will compensate for her lack of musical ability by releasing sex tapes and going pantie-less when out clubbing. It works. The media loves reporting on sex tapes and the paparazzi loves shooting pantie-free miniskirts when Paris gets out of a car.
1) If you go to NYC and you speak French to ppl, they won't understand and will get angry because you make no effort to speak their language : the same goes with the french...
2) People who go to work aren't too happy to be asked twice a day where is the Eiffel Tower...
And, against all the prejudices, people in Paris *do* take showers everyday (France is well known for products as L'oreal...), and are cool persons....
French : ..........
American : Excusez-moi, I can't speak French... Could you tell me where I can find the subway to go to the Eiffel Tower ?
French : Yeah, for sure, follow me I can show you.
2.) Next thing that comes to mind is love. Paris IS the city of love after all!
3.) Then maybe finally your brain catches up with your penis and you think of the Eiffel tower, baguettes and skinny french girls.
Boy's mom: You're going to Paris aren't ya?
Chris Tucker: Lee! Did you know that the average french woman is naked 30 percent of the time!?
Jackie Chan: Welcome to Paris baby!