|1.||paris hilton without makeup|
Paris Hilton without Makeup is the grossest thing ever.
Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton without Makeup? I almost threw up.
|2.||University Paris 10|
UPX Nanterre Université Paris x
Probably the most drab university EVER, located East of Paris.
UPX is best known for being at the centre of the 1968 student protests. It's hardly surprising, seeing as it is a horrid concrete jungle located in quite a ghastly suburb. As a current student there, I like to spend as little time as possible there for the above reasons, as well as the fact I wish to keep my wallet and facial features intact.
On the up-side, urrm..., urrm......, go to the Sorbonne if you can.
Where did you go for your ERASMUS year?
I went to University Paris 10 , or hell as I like to call it. If you say it fast enough, it sounds like 'Paradise' (paris dix), which is far from the truth!
|3.||paris hilton borg|
Derogatory term for the collective mass of young women who seek to emulate Paris Hilton's sense of "Style".
Damn, the club I went to last night sucked. I was knee deep in Paris Hilton Borg.
Paris Hilton. You've probably seen her god-knows-how-many-times on MTV; featured on The Fabulous Life Of. She lives a very money-fuelled life; her father owns the chain of very successful luxury hotels, Hilton. Paris is the oldest of his two daughters; her sister is Nicky, who prefers to stay out of the limelight. Paris, however, shops continually and excessively in designer shops in order to get big fashion companies to notice her and sign her on as a model (she confessed this subtly in an interview with Elle), which has worked pretty well as she models. She also has written a rather self-conceited biography, stars in a show called 'The Simple Life' where she enters a 'disastrous' world where she has to work for herself (shock-horror!) with her ex-best friend (nicole richie showed her infamous sex tape with Carter at her birthday party) Nicole Richie. She, in short, is very self-conceited, is the envy of many US teenagers, somewhat pretty, has too much money and is however a bit of a slut and a bitch. Her favourite phrase is also 'thats hot'.
'Ohmigawd, that's hot!'
'Ohmigawd, I know who that is, it's Paris Hilton!'
|5.||Paris Hilton Proportions|
The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
A very beautiful girl, who is trapped in a relationship with that faggot named Stavros Niarchos and belongs with a real boyfriend, like me, and she is often misunderstood as ugly, slutty, and stupid, but she is really a beautiful, sweet girl
She had one sex tape where she was raped on camera by Rick Salomon, technically, because she was underaged, and Rick sold the video tape to a porn company without her permission, thus making him a rapist of sorts
Paris is rich, popular, and sweet, and I love her
Paris Hilton is the most beautiful girl on earth
an embarrassment to every girl named paris. can be summed up in 2 words QUEEN CUNT!
A:hey look, its paris hilton
B:we should totally go over there and kick her ass