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n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.
you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton "Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
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Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
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(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children (3) jaundice (4) anorexia (5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological) (6) no intellectual ability whatsoever (7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member (8) someone who features prominently on internet porn (9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable (10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors... (11) fucking annoying She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
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a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
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'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone That one really cracked me up
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the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized. separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
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What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet. *in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model. person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it. |
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A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them. Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
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