A clear example of all that is wrong with the capitalist world. She is markedly skinny, rather airheaded, an example being her creating a dog clothing line (would someone please inform me what manner of idiot thinks thier dog either wants or needs clothing?). With her great wealth, she has managed to do absolutley nothing of any real merit; she has done some few things in the entirely useless industry of "fashion", which has never and never shall be of any use to anyone, ever. She is also known for being a women of loose morals, and for attempting to get the attention of the entertainment journalists by any means neccesary. She can be perhaps thought of as a media produced celebrity, viz. a person who obtains fame not for having ever actually done anything that is all that interesting in and of itself, but rather, by the design of the media, which continues to report on these petty actions until they seem important by sheer force of repetition.
More disturbing than Mm. Hilton herself, however, are those individuals who actually look up to her. I remain entirley baffled as to how, precisley one can look up to this capitalist swine. What is there to admire; the fact that she lucked into wealth she never remotley earned?; her looks? I remain at an eternal lose to understand these odd persons. Do they simply not know of anyone of real worth that they may look up to? Frequently, the Hiltonists will attempt to defend her with a list of her "accomplishments" and "merits", and will then proceed to state that those who feel revulsion for the emodiment of all that is wrong with the modern world must be jealous of her wealth, or are ugly, or some combination of these concepts. This is usually a source of amusement, bafflement, and sadness over how people can feel so attached to such an utterly worthless individual.
1. Entertainment Ecexutive 1: Ok, we found some girl that's incredibly rich, dumber than anyone I have ever met in my life, has been passed down a fortune from her rich father, and hasn't been able to keep her legs shut long enough to bother doing anything that might be remembered beyond 4-5 years.
EE2: Wonderful. So the Paris Hilton cloning program has born fruit. Excellent.
2. Would someone please be so kind as to help the Hiltonists find someone more deserving of thier blind loyalty?
Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter
The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got
Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
'Economist: What goes up must come down.
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone
That one really cracked me up
the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized.
separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite