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The only woman to have the most reminiscent facial expressions during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized. Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time. She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality. She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world. People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families ***Peice***)
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period. She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!! To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet. paris hilton + definition = Nuff Said.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker. |
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Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
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(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children (3) jaundice (4) anorexia (5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological) (6) no intellectual ability whatsoever (7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member (8) someone who features prominently on internet porn (9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable (10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors... (11) fucking annoying She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
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a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
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'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone That one really cracked me up
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the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized. separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
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What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet. *in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model. person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it. |
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A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them. Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
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