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A successful, gorgeous woman with--
1. 3 successful series of the fabulous Simple Life; 2. 2 successful perfumes; 3. A hilarious book; 4. More monny than you could shake a stick at; 5. Worldwide fame, and; 6. 'That's hot.' 'omg lyk Paris Hilton has no boobs!!!!!!!!'
'omg lyk Paris Hilton is a slut and i lyk h8 her!!!!!' 'omg lyk Paris Hilton has lyk no talent!!!!!!' |
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Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter The #1 coin collection by Conan O'Brien
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(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children (3) jaundice (4) anorexia (5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological) (6) no intellectual ability whatsoever (7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member (8) someone who features prominently on internet porn (9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable (10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors... (11) fucking annoying She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
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a skinny ugly rich bitch who don't deserve anything she got Paris Hilton is a skanky ho
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'Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone That one really cracked me up
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the greatest argument for having the wealthy sterilized. separated at birth?? Paris Hilton and a doorknob
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What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet. *in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model. person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it. |
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A pair of enormous feet with a skinny celebutante sprouting up from them. Paris Hilton is looking for a pair of shoes -- transvestite boutique perhaps?
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