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parking it 

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.
"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"
parking it by sexycheese July 5, 2009

highland parking it 

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave
"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")
highland parking it by adogg November 10, 2008

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.
Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.
Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

Paying for it out the ass 

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".
Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"
Paying for it out the ass by `Dan October 10, 2008

Paying for it tonight 

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass
I’m paying for it tonight *winks*

post it in the parking lot 

Im going to post it in the parking lot this afternoon with my homies